Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 30, 2022

Very timely punchline, only 30+ years late…. lol.

Georgia comes in third for US peach production, behind California and South Carolina.

Eat A Peach!

Good peaches are WONDERFUL. But, back while we lived “up north” we went through about 5 years of peaches being awful: pithy texture, little flavor and brownish color. I guessed that it was some combination of picking them too early and taking too long to get them to our markets. We stopped buying them for a long time. Fortunately, we now live in central NC and are able to get excellent peaches.

How about a Nectarine then?

But Pennsylvania hosts the Peachfest every year!

She’s “borderline” crazy.

This is some good material.

THAT was a peach of a reach…..

Princess Toadstool (Peach) all grown up

桃 (momo) is “peach” in japanese.  桃子(momoko), literally, “peach child”, is a popular girl’s name. sometimes it’s just “momo.” i’m trying to picture an english speaker’s reaction if a gal walked up and said, “hi, my name is peaches…”

I’m much too young to understand the reference here.