Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 13, 2022

Snoopy, you have to register to vote first, so get your butt up and get registered!

I’ve never thought of this before, but if Snoopy is truly as intelligent as the rest of the cast—which he clearly seems to be from the late 60s on—his legal status as chattel property must be intolerable.

Sorry Linus, but it has been said, all is fair in love (not war though) and besides, you never would have met her without Snoopy’s help…

I just read that the constitution only allows men and women to vote. All those other genders are out of luck.

Actually, dogs help people all the time, serving as guide dogs for the blind, search and rescue dogs, etc

Ah, petty revenge.

I shouldn’t think voting would be the first thing on Snoopy’s mind.

We were eating at a Disney World restaurant where the characters visited the tables. Mickey came first, and when Pluto arrived I said, “Say, Pluto doesn’t look broken, does he?” When I got a puzzled look from the character, I added, “Mickey just said he was going to have him fixed.”

When it comes to love you cannot beat Snoopy

I agree with Linus: Snoopy is being even more of a jerk than normal. Of course, considering how much Linus has treated Charlie Brown, like when he snubbed his supposed best friend because he was more concerned at being sincere, you could say he deserves this.

Snoopy, you sneaky little troll.

A little ticked off, are we, Linus?

Just a little heads up. I will be absent from this site from tomorrow evening until sometime Saturday afternoon.

But soon a Democratic Congress shall pass a referendum allowing Illegal Aliens to vote.

I’m not so sure who the stupid, if that’s the right word, one is here. Both Linus and Charlie are somewhat stupid when it comes to matters of love. Snoopy followed up on the possible friendship of Truffles. True, Snoopy knew the way, but really, how many barns are there in Linus’ community? Yes, Linus wrote a letter, but I doubt The Old Barn in the Woods would work as an address.

“Snoopy For President”

Animals can vote. I see Mickey Mouse on the ballot every couple of years

Certain dogs are a big help to people.

Snoopy is more of the practical joker type.

No Fixation Without Representation!

crud, Linus

Cats can’t vote either. Maybe this was the point Sylvester was trying to get across when he said, “Suffrage succotash!”

No snoopy we can’t ratify a bill to scratch yourself in public

Wait, wait, wait. Are these reruns?

Our dog Patches can vote in Chicago…if she registers in the right party.

I’m pretty sure that during the last governor’s election in Illinois, some dogs might’ve been registered to vote.

My first thought was Snoopy was a metaphor for Puertorriqueños . . .

Love triangle, Linus. Do be quite.

Languages evolve and so do meanings of individual words. The newish meaning of “gender” does not constitute, as you put it, a complete rewrite of the dictionary.