Close to Home by John McPherson for April 11, 2022

That’s one mean looking little alien. Don’t remember seeing him before.

looks like they kneaded to do something radical to work out the kinks in their HR problems!

Do they come with a happy ending

wait ….. that lady at the back …. and … those hairy legs??? OHHHhhhhh …….. steps away slowly

And your workers are happy with that instead of, oh, MONEY?

Casual Fridays have gone WAY off the charts!!!

It’s been so long since we’ve seen him that I can’t quite remember his name. Is it Arcor or Argor?

Should’ve done that since the beginning….and the wine glass

Works for Google.

Yikes!!

That would be the day…..

how about free health care. I’ll be back

I’d work OT not to have a massage in front of my co-workers.

This requires skill and sensitivity.

Some people are easily rubbed the wrong way.

My company seems to be using cookies, cupcakes and ice cream. I gained more weight going into the office than I gained staying home for the pandemic. …not complaining. There’s a gym there too.

I wanna know where they disrobe.

Well, let’s examine this situation and identify some psychological causality! Monday is return-calls-and-emails-day, so it’s some what exempt. Taco Tuesday lost its appeal… and Casual Friday just became “dress dorky day”… so they had no choice but to create: Naked Groping Massage Wednesday!

And that leaves Thursday for the weekly trips to HR to explain “that stupid thing you did” on the last “Naked Groping Massage Wednesday”… … So, we can surmise that; removing clothes from the equation, creates a condition where the chances of unexplainable weirdness increases exponentially!

You’re welcome.

—Dr. Dobie

If they did this in separate cubicles, that might work. Even a free chair massage (usually just a back and shoulder massage) would help, too.

Argor! ’Taint seen that one in a while…

Some of this can lead to problems……

How about “come in or you don’t get paid?”

Idea has potential….

Surprised Bleeb is hanging around the guy on the computer instead of with the blond on the massage table.

Looks like Plankton from Sponge Bob

Argor!!!!!!! He’s about to be used as a massage tool if he doesn’t shift it! Meanwhile, Bleeb’s taking care of business. Monkey Business! :)

The guy in the back is getting a leg massage from that woman? What part of him is next?

It would certainly lure me; even after 8 years of retirement ;-)

And everyone was told via the Short Massage System