Close to Home by John McPherson for April 16, 2022

that lady doesn’t just have a bum in the oven, she has a whole bakery!

Pollinated? to say the least.

How’d the school know this?

She got stung by a bee.

They are in the Birds and the Bees unit: Bees (Lesson 3).

Getting deflowered is covered in a more advanced class.

BLEE-EEEEB! Joo got some ‘splainin’ to do!

Yup. Not actually a bee, but still the stinger worked.

Must’ve been a pretty big bumblebee

Must not be a school in Texas.

It’s not the school’s job to talk about sex to young kids… that is the parent’s job!

Cute.

That’s all they’re allowed to say these days.

Child, go wash your mouth out with soap!!!

That’s about what I look like after getting stung. No breathing problems, but the overall swelling is quite bothersome as well as extremely painful!

One of life’s embarrassing moments. Like the time I asked my Aunt if she had been spayed.

You think Bleeb knows what happened, he seems happy.

Not in Florida you haven’t…

I never believed that ‘Birds and Bees’ stuff. Anatomically, it doesn’t work

Mom must have gas again.

Hiya Bleeb! Hi Everyone! Happy Easter!

Feigned innocence does not become you, Little Alien Dude! Man, has that lady been drinking a lot of beer or what??????? burp. :)

And she looks pleased by the memory of the event…

The whole “Birds and the Bees” thing never really made sense to me. My parents got my sister and I books on the actual topic and discussed it with us when the time was appropriate. And they did it without a stutter or a blush.

Those bees do get around.