Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 08, 2022

Don’t they all focus on your wallet?

An ear and nose up on lawyers

DocMy hip hurts—-Right where I keep my wallet

Doctor, can you reduce the swelling in my Wallet?

looks like it could be a total cashectomy

Must be a third world sh!t hole country lacking national health/single payer.

“I’m just hear for my ears.”

(The doctor should not purse-ue anything else. She nose that there’s nothing wrong with her wallet.

After her last doctor visit, she had her wallet sutured.

With the wallet, he’s like a Dentist, he makes extractions.

Ah – a truthful doctor.

And the Hospitals are even worse – prices for basic meds are outrageous and every doctor that leans into the room from the hallway puts in a charge. No wonder Medicare reduces it’s payment for everything on the charge list. (Sorry – recent activity still burns)

i’ve always found that doctors make the gaping hole in my wallet much, much worse…