For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 30, 2022

A royal PITA

“I feel like we’re being watched all of the time.”

…She says as millions of people stare at her every day in the comics. ;-)

That’s why Trump, Jr.‘s wife divorced him; she couldn’t stand those Secret Service men hovering over her and their five kids.

At least, that’s what she told People Magazine (wink, wink)!!

She’s like the Jim Carrey character in a movie that did not know he was televised every day of his life since birth, that he was the star of a tv show. I think The Truman Show?

Johnston is not being psychic here. She is not talking about Prince Harry and Meghan or Charles and Camilla. Back in 1993 Princess Diana was still alive, and she and her husband prince had just separated. Diana had accused Charles of infidelity because he was seeing Camilla. Oh wait! I guess she is talking about Charles and Camilla.

Fitting comic today, on this Platinum Jubilee week.God Save the Queen!Long may she reign.

Does Elizabeth II know about this? (She’s head of state in Canada.)

You want the work done, you pay the price in more ways than one.

Bet if she ordered any of them to bathe her she will not get any resistance.

In Elly’s statement, I guess that’s why Prince Harry and Meghan Markel renounced their royalty status because their lives weren’t private. But that’s the price you pay for royalty.

Or being in a fish tank…

Ed TV

The Queen of England, Elly is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTvD6ZQJ3WI

I know Canada is one of the Commonwealth Realms, but the punch line still feels like a non sequitir.

Aw,just pretend you’re Queen Elizabeth(Age 96) and they’ll go off looking for somebody younger.