The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for April 23, 2022

I’d say he’s very ‘fungible’. And by that I mean covered in fungus.

sorry dude they are everywhere

fun·gi·ble

/ˈfənjəbəl/

adjective; LAW

(of goods contracted for without an individual specimen being specified) able to replace or be replaced by another identical item; mutually interchangeable.

This bum is a distinct individual, unlike any other individual. Sort of in the manner of a precious snowflake, really.

a black? ?<yellow you guys out of red?<orange

When people ask how I am, I now reply “non-fungible.” Since no one knows what that means, it maintains an air of mystery.

In prison, there’s no such thing an a non-fungible bum

i can think of a few bums i’d be willing to invest in…

Sounds like a particularly nasty disease