Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 12, 2022

LOL!! Expressions and little bitty arms. Very funny.

Now I finally understand what the priests and various religious leaders are going on about all the time.

The sequel, featuring the skunks, was awful. You could say it stunk, big time.

This phrase also works for a bunch of polecats.

Horror movie!

Leaf before it gets too gory.

There’s one with the salad dressing but it’s too racy for GoComics.

It’s a chard lesson to learn

Oh no. He’s gonna be kaled!

“Night of the Lepus II—Revenge of the Rabbits”

Thank you dear Lord for this bounty which I am about to receive!

Attack of the Lagomorphs.

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, 2005 claymation.

No No. It’s lettuce spray. It’s what happens at the produce section of the grocery store.

Thanks a lot!!Now I will be forever chuckling when the priest says that!

He’s about to lose his head.

Just a little off-beet.

Wait till the “crunch” sounds happen….the audience will wilt away…..

Love it! It must be hard to make a cuddly bunny look villainous. To the lettuce, he does.

Celtuce, Romaine, and Iceberg, lend me your ears.

Hoppy Easter!

Oh, I’ve missed your horror film comics. LOL

GET IN THE RUNNING CAR AND DRIVE AWAY!!

Ummm, he can’t reach the pedals…

Let us pray the lettuce will be saved.

Vegetable horror movies!