Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2022

True! The Fink is such a skinflint that he’ll get better even if it kills him!

$50.00? Those were the good old days.

I remember when the docs made home visits for $5.00

I have not met my deductible yet, paid $105.45 the last visit.

This site:

https://www.dollartimes.com/inflation/inflation.php?amount=50&year in 1972

says $50 in 1972 would be $339.18 now

Seems the Doc here is superfluous, just have the Wiz treat the King.