Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2022

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Back when my friend worked at Lockheed: “Second prize — TWO rides in an Electra jet”

I always like to say “Thank God I’m an atheist”

If atheists don’t believe in god, why do they talk about him so much?

Non believers alway cry out when in need..

OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME……

If I don’t believe in Zeus, am I an atheist?

The cowboy hat is appropriate. There are so many people in Texas who talk a lot about god but what they say makes it clear they have never met him.

Wow, as a Protestant minister, I’m regretting scrolling down to the comments… :(

by choosing not to believe in Him, they are attesting to His existence

As an anti-theist, I feel that this is one of the things the rest of you will never understand. Sure, we take time off on and celebrate your holidays. I do it because of my family and friends, not for your imaginary sky-wizard and his lich son.

No atheists in dungeons I guess.

Better to be jailed than hung.

I would rather be a believer in Heaven, Than a fool in Hell.