Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 12, 2022

Betty has no experience fighting fair

And, they certainly wouldn’t count to three.

he’s such a dork!

Don’t bring a knife to a salad tongs fight!

Drop her off the edge of a cliff, Bub. Snappy trails!

I have to agree with Betty on this one.

Butch Cassidy did it better. Google Butch Cassidy knife fight.

Bub, Bub, Bub, tell your story from five feet away. Learn before you’re tonged to death.

time to get out the giant salad spork and duel!