Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 10, 2022

Whoever named those must have been a dirty fungi (fun guy).

Trout, she already bores everyone else to tears.

Why not toenails, too??

I think Agnes attitude to life is: Add colorful words to anything and it will turn out a good vibe

My local Dollar Tree has amazing colors of nail polish…

It’s not the best quality, cos it chips, and maybe doesn’t stay on as long as $7 polish…

but I only wear it for a few hours, once in a blue moon…. so if it’s sparkly and iridescent for $1, I’m in.

(Psst, Tony…. bottles, not jars.) LOL

her other festive choices were “peeling tenement wall” and “nightcrawler”…

Beige, of all persuasions, is a pretty popular color these days. When I go to places that are painted in that (rather blah) color, I like to ask if any visitor has died of beige poisoning. Get some interesting answers.

I have never understood the reasoning behind beige nail polish or beige lipstick or beige eye shadow. It’s certainly not to look good. Or alive.

Old Mushroom is the only color left after Psilocybin Mushroom sold out

Unicorn Puke. Really. :)

The $1.25 Tree