Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 16, 2022

Miracle whip sandwiches, a southern treat.

Gary, I do the same!!

My doG, at least add some lettuce and tomatoes.

Upgrade to a Peloton instead

Gary is becoming Homer Simpson!

Oy! It really doesn’t matter…Gary can eat anything…

Is Gary drinking a can of soup?

HURK!

I have given up hope for Gary. He is beyond reclamation, choosing to be a fat, wimpy Reform vampire for the rest of his wretched suburban unlife….