Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 18, 2022

Norm, Norm, Norm…

He should feel lucky it was only his head that was grass (instead of rhymes-with-gr…)

Just go to the store. Starting today, all the Easter candy is marked down.

If the basket fits … then … you’re a basket case?

And the saga of Dumb amd Dumber lives for another day.

You left a chocolate egg unattended Ralph, your fault.

I don’t think Ralph slammed that on Norman’s head just because he ate the candy.

You gotta protect your stash better then that.

Norm, you should know not to mess with your Dad’s food.

Easter cards gone; Mother’s Day cards in stock now.