Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 24, 2022

Expect a knock on your door…..

True story, which I may have told before: My son asked an attractive Jehovah’s Witness co-ed in his study group, “What are you doing after we close the books?” She replied, “The same thing we do every night – try to take over the World!”

I’m not sure I believe this.

Are there any Witnesses who can back this up?

It’s all in the science. Christian Science that is.

Yeah, we’ve been doing the ministry by phone and letter for two years now since the pandemic hit. Didn’t want to endanger our neighbors.

What would they need a fitness club for? All that walking around, and lugging those heavy pamphlets…

Better hurry. They only allow so many in.

Puns aside, Cosmo needs their efforts.

There is a special place in hell for such punsters…

Spot me!

GB & SM…delightful and clever! Nice work! Reminds me of the old one about What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s witness and a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason. Yes, it’s old but still a giggle…

Behold I stand at the door and knock, and to all who receive me, I will enter in and dwell with them

Who is Shoe?

https://www.salisburypost.com/2022/04/24/paris-goodnight-wonder-if-they-still-have-professors-like-shumaker/