The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for April 26, 2022

That surprises me that Harold even made it to the hospital.

He got what he deserved.

Then he finally saw that his wardrobe was responsible for his lonely social life. He has yet to address the low white footie socks.

I thought he was a camper who thought it was “bear spray”.

There’s an old joke about whether “bear whistles” work and how to tell herbivore bears from omnivore bears by their spoor. One of the item in omnivore bears’ spoor is “bear whistles”.

Several years ago one of the local anti fur activist was arrested for assault when he threw paint at a woman in a fur coat. She lost her very nice ARTIFICIAL fur coat and sued the guy. Personally I would have painted the guy with bright fluorescent orange Imron and then let him go about his day.

Glasses ain`t gonna help that kind of misperception!

His vision is so bad he mistook white paint for red paint.

That was no lady. That was my grizzly!

Many years ago on a boat, one of the passengers accused me of killing animals for a coat… I then told him I didn’t realize acrylics were on an endangered list, and I hoped he choked on his next hamburger!