Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2022

Yeah, Little Guard Duck gets arrested for terrorist threats.

Everyone should have a Little Guard Duck.

AFLAC…..!!

“Like a good neighbor, Guard Duck is there!”

We all need guard duck

And pig!

No more wars to fight?

I may want to hire Guard Duck for myself!

There are days when I wish I had a “little guard duck” in my corner.

I still say send him to Ukraine!

When does Guard Duck leave for Ukraine? :)

Guard Duck needs a ticket to Ukraine

I need guard duck to convince Anthem to pay my last 14 claims. Insurance take your $‘s but don’t expect to have any returned.

We will pay your total bill, but raise your premiums to cover the cost. It’s not our fault you got sick.

I had three surgical procedures in the hospital between March 12 and April 11. My insurance has paid all of them already. Now I know why. Keep up the good work, L’il Guard Duck!

The right thing under duress!

Reminds me of the movie “Rainmaker.”

I would have expected Guard Duck is having fun in Ukraine.

“no more wars to fight?..” When did that happen?? Or where?.. Cause I want to go there :D

No more wars? what about the Special Operations then?

You don’t even want to see what he did to the Aflac duck.

YAY!!! GUARD DUCK TO THE RESCUE!!! YAY!!!

Surprised Guard Duck isn’t headed for the Ukraine, but it’s nice to see him “correcting” the health insurance industry.

Can we send Guard Duck to the Kremlin?

If his procedure calls for spit roastings over a slow fire…I’ll pay for it!

We have a completely broken health insurance system, and we can’t do anything to fix it because a small handful of people are making tons of money from the broken system, and those people have bribed legislators.

Sometimes all that’s needed is the right incentive.

I hope he didn’t pull the pin?

Guard Duck is always there to help out his fellow man, or pig, rather.

Never Fear, Guard Duck is Near!!!

No wars to fight?

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/03/23?ct=v&cti=1464355

Go, Guard Duck! Go, Guard Duck!!

Maybe it’s a good thing Guard Duck is back….some need to be controlled by common sense….

United Healthcare had a profit of $18 billion last year…

We could all use a little Guard Duck

OH I WISH!

Nice to see that Guard Duck has a new, much more productive, life goal.

Grenades are a great way of persuasion.

I hear there’s a little dust-up in Ukraine that might be of interest.

Dudley would do the right thing.

Can I hire your duck?

To paraphrase Al Capone: "“You can get more with a kind word and a grenade than with just a kind word.”

On the other hand, when dealing with health insurance companies, you can get much further with a kind word and a thorough understanding of the provisions of your policy than with just a kind word … because neither they nor their legal department find “breach of contract” to be kind words.

Send him to Florida to help his fellow Duck, Donald.

He should go and make Vladimir that same ‘offer.’

that’s about what it takes!

The health insurance company has a fragmentary approach to settling claims.

I so enjoy seeing Guard Duck! Selfishly, I wish Mr. Snuffles would return….

I’d like to rent your Guard Duck. We could send him to the IRS.

Guard Duck goes stealth.

Uh, perhaps Guard Duck has heard of this place called Ukraine…

Please, Mr Pastis, send Guard Duck over here! I’m having expenses with glasses and dental care. I want to be sure that my health insurance will do right! Thanks :-)

Certainly has reached that point. Only going to get worse.

Guard Duck is da bomb!

Aflac! (RIP, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of that duck.)

A Guard Duck’s gotta do what a Guard Duck’s gotta do. (Nice to see him being resourceful and keeping busy.)

But where is LGD’s sidekick, Mr. Snuffles? He was the grenade specialist….

That’s what that Aflac duck has been up to!

No more war? Has Duch talked to Mr. Putin lately, seems there’s one going on right now.

No more wars to fight?

Well, that one didn’t age well …

Hilarious