From 23 to 117!! I’m betting, rather than a stray mayonnaise molecule, the more logical culprit was a teeny, tiny leaf from a broccoli floret mixed in with his mashed potatoes. That’s a ranking killer!
I could have been the original role model for Petey, until I was about 11. Then my metabolism changed and I started eating voraciously. Did not gain weight nor puberty (til I was 13). I just changed.
Mayonnaise was, I’m pretty sure, invented by the Devil in order to ruin otherwise good burgers and other sandwiches even for semi-picky eaters. I do not like mayo!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
then is mustard liquified #2 pencils, Alice?
gbars70 over 2 years ago
From 23 to 117!! I’m betting, rather than a stray mayonnaise molecule, the more logical culprit was a teeny, tiny leaf from a broccoli floret mixed in with his mashed potatoes. That’s a ranking killer!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
LOVE Alice’s explanation. Of course, she’s really describing the “lite” mayo.
catmom1360 over 2 years ago
Learn something every day.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hate getting mayonnaise contamination on my sandwich too.
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
What’s more terrible is that evidently the picky-eating-raters knew this without Petey telling them.
wongo over 2 years ago
Uh, how does the Global picky eaters know about the “sandwich” ? Huh? must be a spy in the house! ALICE1
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Yep. Should’ve used Miracle Whip!
xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago
I could have been the original role model for Petey, until I was about 11. Then my metabolism changed and I started eating voraciously. Did not gain weight nor puberty (til I was 13). I just changed.
stamps over 2 years ago
It’s scary that the Global Picky Eating Consortium is monitoring your sandwiches.
1JennyJenkins over 2 years ago
This one make me LOL
: – )
I know people like that, they they are adults now.
norphos over 2 years ago
Who is the # 1 pickiest eater on Earth, and how do they stay alive?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Mayonnaise was, I’m pretty sure, invented by the Devil in order to ruin otherwise good burgers and other sandwiches even for semi-picky eaters. I do not like mayo!