Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for April 21, 2022

What, no bleach?

How do you get a snake to pee in a cup?

But he’s claiming that he actually has the things he’s selling.

Injectable light rays?

“Barney Pillsbury on line one. He wants you to head up his Research and Development Team…”

Snake urine? Hadn’t heard that one; I’d just heard the Q-nuts saying you could fight the Trump Plague by drinking your own urine.

He has learned the only lesson Tweety Amin could possibly teach: “Say something really stupid & idiots will give you money.”

Of course, the people who actually use ivermectin on themselves don’t call it “horse de-wormer.” You might as well try to sell ramen by calling it “loser chow.”

But if he takes all their SNAP monies, how will they donate to tRump and the RNC?

I want some of them injectable light rays! This is how companies can get away with selling vitamins and other supplements: don’t make any claims that they work.

Hydroxychloroquine is a legitimate drug to have a patient take for covid if it is used early enough in the course of the disease.

The problem with Hydroxychloroquine is that it has been around for a long time now, has side effects that are known and treatable, is available over the counter in many countries, and, most of all, it is CHEAP.