Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for April 09, 2022

Two weeks?!? You must be pretty optimistic – or just kidding

She is so cold they will be together for a very long time.

“Tops? Hey, where is his top hat!? I built him to be always wearing it!!”

How embarrassing: he has left a puddle on the floor. Does he always piss himself around her?

He definitely won’t last.

she’s gonna have to put the relationship on ice…

’Coal’d’ eyes, warm heart.

Now he’s just somebody that I used to snow…

Those January-February romances never last.

Dunno, she could be an ice maiden herself.

Surprisingly enough, when they first met he gave her the cold shoulder.