Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 18, 2022

more likely Andy finished the scrap afore the police came to officially finish it

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp having the last punch-up is priceless :o) , my avatar again is ur fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day and welcome back, our Manic Monday should be busy as usual , but we will cope I hope, we both are in a good mood and after our bulk shopping is done , we have no more errands to run , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

No pot in view today! Andy looks like he got “crumped”in a fight cloud today!

Andy is only one person, he can only finish his little part of the scrap

ummm I’m expecting Flo to say “THAT’S MY HERO!” …… but guess this ain’t happening any time soon :/

…and they then all wrapped their arms over each others shoulders and headed to the Pig and Whistle to wet theirs.

Then Andy and friends took their ale-ments, from the fight, to the Pub and floated them away on a river of beer.

Clearly not very well.

I believe this is two days in a row where he shouldn’t have said anything else other than the first bit?

I’ll never understand why Flo didn’t formally divorce that worthless bum decades ago!!

Could it be that she dreaded the idea of living with her mother??

sick of this ad

That’s a good rule, actually. Never strike the first blow, but endeavor to strike the last.

The pattern on the curtains reminds me of the ears of corn on the kitchen curtains in the Simpsons!

It’s great that she is supportive and understanding

Andy is a disgrace of a man. Haha.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

How have you been doing? I really missed you while I was away. However being away from social media really done me the world of good. It got easier as time went on. I’ve kept myself busy with my volunteering and spending time out and about. Still been going for my weekly KFCs but that won’t be the case on Wednesday as I’m at the carvery.

I’ve started playing Candy Crush again and I swear that people are going to end up in rehab for playing that. It’s addictive as hell. Especially when you’re on a winning streak! I have been playing on/off for 7 years. My progress has been saved all this time.

I’m still doing well on the online surveys and can now redeem a £25 payout from OnePoll as I reached 2500 points. I estimate I’ll have made over £40 this month.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. Great to be back amongst you all!

This would be funnier if we only saw Andy’s speech balloon in panel one, without also seeing what kind of shape he’s in.

Andy may not have started the fight, but boy, did it really get rough when he entered the fray!

Some people only follow sports for the post game riots