Strange Brew by John Deering for April 19, 2022

That is an ANCIENT joke.

Then there’s the young woman who is renting from the Loessers, father and son. After getting her into arrears on her rent, they demand some non-consensual non-monetary payment. She wails “Oh woe is me! Undone by the evil of two Loessers!”

Eli Whitney called and wants his joke back.

But Vernon was totally stumped at the ‘Two bees or not two bees?’

The lesser of two weasels is the company’s vice president.

GROAN

budget constraints always kick in when you have to choose.

From an Aubrey and Maturin novel by O’Brian

The best among the worst.

Practice for upcoming election.

Weevils waavil but they don’t fall down.

sounds like he had weevil in his heart…