Close to Home by John McPherson for April 29, 2022

Well that makes all the difference

they give new meaning to the term, “Prarie Dogging”

Dry heat is still too hot.

By the way all of those people who live in Arizona who want green grass are helping to raise the humidity, so the heat is not that dry out there anymore.

Ever the optimist…hopefully the scorpion will go straight for him!

Help them out. Bleeb!

Scene from Lone Ranger & Tonto…Funny Movie

You want perfect dry heat? Las Vegas is the way to go

I come from a humid place. Vacationing in New Mexico. It felt about 75F by the pool. I hear the weather report from a radio, 104F. Didn’t feel like it at all.

This kind of reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngk3VX405GE

Hey, with climate change I’m sure the tide will be coming in any moment now. Not that it will necessarily help but it will be a significant change in circumstances.

Dry heat-Shmy heat!…… they’re gonna have sand in places that one ought not to have sand!

Scene from Jeremiah Johnson. When its over 100 dgrees every day for a month, its hot no matter what the humidity is.

And – hey! My cough is cured!

No there’s an optimist for you.

All day I faced, the barren waste..

The sun will still burn you. That’s aside from all your other issues….

Brown lawns are self defeating, lawns help cool the area down, it is concrete and asphalt that make cities so hot. There is a grove of trees behind my house, you can tell the difference when you walk out there.