Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for October 12, 2023

My principles are available for a suitable fee.

“The Best Of Times” Styx

And that’s why I’m in this campaign running for this office.

Oh, almost broke the 17-word rule there. … And now I wonder if there’s a metatextual joke about using correcting fluid to get the caption to work.

My principals always come first. Principles, meanwhile…