FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 22, 2022

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/05/20

Is Alpha-Bits cereal still a thing? I remember it from childhood — though rarely ate it — but it’s not on the shelves of the grocery store at which I’m employed.

Jason digging his grubby hands in the cereal would get me to stop eating that brand of cereal entirely.

Looks like Fonzi got them all

I didn’t know they put that many ’F’s’ in one package!

Just be glad that it isn’t the Greek Alphabet. I’d hate to think what Jason would do with it then.

did they get the “special” Alpha-bits cereal that only has the letters A, B, C, D and F?

This spells trouble. :)

Peter should share some of his Froot Loops to Paige since they are ‘Os’.

Ukrainian kids are now forced to eat Russian cyrillic-bits

Peter already did the letter vitamin bit years ago.

Unfortunately, Post discontinued Alpha-Bits late last year. I’m on my last box now.

If you think about it, none of the fox kids are very smart. not even Jason is that smart considering that he has been in fifth grade for…(counting)… 34 years, one month, and 12 days as of the making of this strip.

No "E"s and nothing beyond “F”?

Too funny.