Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 29, 2022

T©apped out

What’s to risk of buying your own round, Andy?

Andy has alligator arms, cannot reach his walletin his pocket…

His cautiousness should be commended.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s caution in buying a round is priceless :o) my avatar is a spof of what clouds would imagine humans if they could like we do them , I can see a lot of idiots just in our street :o) how was your day? our Finally Friday should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope ,w are both in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when I will have my fav nosh , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady. according to my family tree my DNA has Sicilian , Greek and Maltese.

hmmm he has a future as a financial advisor I believe

Never change a good thing. Or: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But then, Andy is always broke and can’t be fixed.

Andy doesn’t buy drinks, so he has money to bet on the pony’s.

I knew a guy that as the check would come he’d make a trip to the loo. And when I’d leave a tip at the table he’d drop back and pocket the cash.

Shabbat shalom, Eldo and rjm.

What is Tom doing with his hands? Who sits like that?

Andy has an answer for everything, I guess.

I’m going to recheck the Book of Revelations to see if Andy buying a drink (much less a round) is a sign of the Apocalypse.

Judging by the fullness of Tom’s glass, we’re talking several refills here.

My God, Andy. Ahahahahaha.

xxx

@Afficionado

I have had the most wonderful day today. First I won £121 at bingo, I enjoyed a jumbo hot dog and fries while I was there and then met up with my friend from school. That’s my definition of a perfect day.

I also took a lovely photo of myself looking all summary but I’ll show you on Monday… Providing this comment gets at least 7 Likes by Monday. Lucky 7!

My DNA results updated recently and they say I am 3% African and now also 1% Basque.

I hope your day was as wonderful as mine. Enjoy your favourite nosh and I shall see you on Monday. Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

What a tight ass he is!

In other words, it ain’t gonna happen!