Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 27, 2022

but someone is bound to know…like the bank’s CEO and Andy’s wife Flo

Andy, ask for a “farm subsidy loan” , you want to sow wild oats!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s statement about mafia style omerta is priceless :o) my avatar is a billboard of a lady lawyer offering her legal services , after all no male ever won an argument with a female, I never have , not even against our calico queen cat Bella :o{ how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we should cope I hope, no shopping or errands to run , we both are in a good mood but we are staying inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside and we could be positive for covid, my eldest son is, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

sigh the simple world of economy of dear Mr Capp

The young man doesn’t have to say anything; Capp’s reputation is known all over town—and beyond!!

Promise to hire the loan officer as a consultant on how to get the biggest bang for his lolly. That’s how they do it uptown.

He’ll never repay that except in a headache and trip in the canal.

Does Andy ever win, horses, poker, or pool.

Everyone has an opinion on what is useful.

If he wants that lifestyle, he will have to go into politics.

I’m confused. Isn’t that how capitalism works?

I’m sure he speak nary a word of the loan, in fact he’ll forget that it ever happened.

I am sure this reinforces Andy’s belief that honesty is not the best policy.

So glad that Goldsmith & Garnett kept the ‘side eye’ expression!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey Affie.

I had 3 symptoms of COVID yesterday evening/early morning which was chills, loss of appetite and feeling sick. So I done a test but it was negative again, I really wasn’t feeling the best though. But I’m feeling a lot better today. They were strange symptoms.

I can’t go back to KFC until June because the place is being refurbished. So I will now be going to the Halal chicken fast food place apart from carvery days. Oh by the way, I make my next life saving blood donation on 2nd August. I’m praying that you and Connie don’t test positive for COVID. I have been exposed to it but seem to have dodged it so far.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

You might want to try Deutsche Bank they didn’t seem to fussy about who they loaned money to

You’d better make it a 99 year plan.

In Andy’s case, honesty is seldom the best policy.