Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 28, 2022

Who’s going to scream over whose attention span here?

Quit while you’re behind Pete. Before you get further behind.

Pete your sympathy for your wife having to walk home in the rain is touching.

Three miles without a pay phone?

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

So, no ice cream?

No, but if you care for some slush – in your face…

Just stay on track woman, answer the question first. Then you can drone on about your day.

A silent hug is in order. Words will only get you in trouble.

She ate it all on the way.

Focus, woman.

I can understand why her priorities suddenly changed, but no ice cream?

Wife’s thoughts: Resisting Urge To Choke Him!! (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

A woman’s car breaks down and the first thing she does isn’t calling her husband? What kind of household is this???