Kliban by B. Kliban for May 11, 2022

You should do it, dude, changed my life!

He should be able to get a good trade in value on his stick. Good maintenance record, no accidents, low mileage…

Yeah, you needed a new schtick, your old one wasn’t funny anymore.

And now look where we are!

Gotta love that new stick smell.

Sheesh. There’s nothing wrong with your old stick. But some people always think they have to have the latest thing.

The burdens of cavemen never end….

The new model has pounding-assist.

Same old schtick.

Amazon will deliver next day to your cave

Gotta keep up with the ’Jones’’.

Why not? Papa got a brand new bag.

Dealer mark-up and 84 months lease, no problem….