For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 05, 2022

Hitting on her

so much for being prepared

Elly again with zero foresight. Put yourself in harm’s way and then be surprised when harm comes.

What is that black thing that looks like a snake going up his stomach.

Someone’s sleeping in the Doghouse, Someone’s sleeping in the Doghouse tonight.

Sunday of love

Get a can of OFF!

Is that Calvin the Fly??

I guess he doesn’t want any lemonade..

When my husband & I were first married, he warned me that he had lived in California for a few years…you know, earthquake country. He told me about a time he was staying with his grandfather. Grandfather shook him to wake him up, and my husband instinctively swung his arms over his head…effectively clocking his grandfather in the jaw! We’ve been married for 36 years and I’ve NEVER shaken him to wake him up!

Funny and I bet this happens more than we think…lol

Well, that there was about the best example of an intentional accident I have ever seen illustrated. He intentionally did what he did and accidentally did what he did for the same reason.

And Elly looked so happy to be delivering the two glasses of lemonade.

Reflexive actions don’t always work well.

Poor Elly her goodness displaced by bugs!

Gonna be a whole lot of groveling going on. . . .

The only time I remember being touched to wake me up was when I was slow in coming out of anesthesia when I was a kid. When my wife doesn’t wake up from talking to her I push on the bed near her – works every time.

The best way to get rid of fly’s is to get a fly swatter. They’ll be gone with the wind…

what if a neighbor saw this and called the cops on him

Now she is sueing him for 50 million.

In the Navy, I learned to wake the guy for the next watch from the feet end of the his rack. You poked him with the nightstick in his feet.

When I was still living at home, my brother- 1 1/2yr older than I- would come up behind me and poke me in the sides to tickle me. I developed the reaction of swinging around & hitting him, fairly hard. Until, one day, my dad came up behind me and tapped my arm….

Touche! Magnificent!!

Just for that, you can get your own drinks for now on!!