FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 14, 2022

oh, you’re so in for it now, Paige

I find this to be so stereotypical, and untrue. I have one child and 19 nieces and nephews. I’ve not known any of the 20 of them to yell out inappropriate words they may have picked up while in their early childhood. I guess the above is a case of “artistic license”.

Maybe her parents talk that way and won’t notice a difference.

Dagger and dollar? Star at pound Saturn? How vulgar!

Your chickens have come home to roost

Maybe no one will notice.

it’s quite strange how they pick up the bad words and you spend months teaching them certain words but they barely say a syllable or two. Either bad words are so much easier to say or they are just made up for "$%!@ anyway

I tried not to say )(- in front of the little ones and made sure my boyfriend at the time didn’t either.

Well isn’t that just &$%@@#!ing…

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Katie has a future as a drill sergeant in the future Beatle Baily The Next Generation comic strip.

I know it’s a comic but the kid should be saying “bleeeeeeeeeeep” “bleeeeeeeep” , “bleeeeeep.” Usually you only hear “$#&^” on live interviews at sporting events.

I’m guessing she heard the “B” word for women on Jerzy Spaniel, and Paige just taught her to say the “S” word for number two. So, she’s saying “S***, B****!” over and over.

an impressive vocabulary

“Careful the things you say

Children will listen

Careful the things you do

Children will see

And learn"

Wash her mouth out with soap…

With new friends over for a first visit my stepdaughter said “Hi there, f—-k you”. They found it hilarious, as did I, frankly.

Why did Katie’s parents bring Paige back after she slept on the couch while Katie played with scissors? I think they should have seen this coming.

Katie’s becoming fluent in grawlix.

Kiss this babysitting gig goodbye, Paige.