FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 24, 2022

Say “Farquad” with an english accent. I only got that inside joke last year…

Take a hint girls

Free would actually be easier for him to pull off … if he was inclined to in the first place … otherwise he’d have to somehow explain the register discrepancy.

I feel old now

Oh, Peter, Peter. You’re missing out on a great opportunity with your sister’s friend.

unpopular opinion: I’ve always thought Mike Myers was totally miscast as voice of Shrek

Unless the trailers gave things away, Paige sure knows a lot about this movie.

To prevent confusion I sometimes wish that Paige had been given a best friend who didn’t look just like her. Maybe a brunette at least?

Call security, Peter.