Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 18, 2022

Of course he is. And he does it on porpoise…

He’s not very good at it. He seems to have lost a fin on the last one.

Fortunately this a project he could do. There was a recent one he had to turn down because it was too much – now that was a whale of a job.

“I bet it has rising damp”!

He always FIN-ises the job! He’s never flip-flopping around.

in the tv series, flipper was the only one who could act

He makes money because he’s faster than lightning…

I’m not sure if he’s a house flipper or not. He doesn’t seem to have a spatula.

So I guess that now we all “live in a world full of wonder”

Well equipped for swimming with real estate brokers.

(Obligatory lawyer joke) At least he’s not a lawyer. They need to keep walking forward or they’ll die…

Faster than lightning

There’s a whole computer game based on the concept of house flipping now.

well-disguised land shark…