Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 03, 2022

This comedian must be related to Guitar Bob: he unknowingly doesn’t know he has no talent.

everyone likes a little humor and that was very little humor!

with that costume… it never will, Andy…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mrandrew Capp’ss not very impressed by the ententainer"s talent :o) , my avatar is a spoof about some people using escalators to attend keep fit classes , how was your day? our day should be very busy but we both are in a good mood and after our bulk buying is done we have no more errands to run, just stay inside the house and keep hydrated ,and wait for the gas cylinder van truck to come over because we have one that needs changing keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Hire one from “Mrs Brown’s Boys”.

Bob’s brother

Between bad music and moronic jokes I can’t see why people would stay in this pub, probably fewer fights between customers.

I’ve always liked Andy and his sarcasm.

The “comedy” will start when Capp gets into a fist-fight with that amateur!!

Is there a gong like they had in the Gong Show? They used to hit it when an act was so bad they had to end it and get to the next act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDtcVlNr14s

Frank Carson…

Not only is the Comedian loud, so is his jacket…!

Andy is only satisfied when a mug of booze is turned over his lips.

Later, rather than sooner.

Henny Youngman, 1968

I hope the comedian hasn’t given up his day job.

If Andy paid his tab , jack could afford a better comic.

Jack should introduce an “Open Mic” comedy night where the customers can have a go. Would love to see Andy do that while he’s sloshed! After all they do say that being drunk brings out sober thoughts. This is why I never want to get drunk because my head can be like a dark dungeon at times. I think I’d be sectioned if people could hear my thoughts.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Tomorrow I’m at the hairdressers so will have to leave my volunteering over an hour early. 2:30pm was the only appointment she had and I really wanted to get it done tomorrow if possible. Luckily I can turn up to my volunteering when I like and leave when I like. It’s pretty flexible.

After that I’m going to the Halal fast food place because my local KFC is currently being refurbished. I’ll be at the carvery on the 18th.

I’m currently waiting for a £25 payment in my PayPal from the online surveys I do. I cashed out on the 28th of last month and it can take up to 28 days. Luckily I’ll be able to cash out from two providers this month. I know nearly everybody can do online surveys but like any other job it still takes commitment and dedication.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Actually the funniest thing the pub could do is have the customers roast Andy every night. They would never run out of funny material.

Sheesh, that joke’s so lame it needs crutches!

Shoulda gotten Susan Millican.

He gets a lot better after you’ve had two or three beers.

This guy is going to make Andy look forward to Guitar Bob coming back.