Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 02, 2022

This isn’t the free ale society?

Maybe there’s a free club that involves alcohol elsewhere… like — oh, I don’t know — Alcoholics Anonymous. Wait, what am I thinking?! Andy would never join such a club; he’d have to give up alcohol!

Is there such a thing as fake ale?

Even Andy is smart enough to know not to join a club that would have him as a member!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , unless it’s free our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is not interested any kind of ale :o) my avatar again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like me, how was your day ? our Manic Monday should be quite busy as usual but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood and after our bulk shopping is done we have no more errands to run ,we will just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Besides, isn’t his tongue already numb to even judge the taste?!

Feigning not wanting an ale is the first step in getting someone to offer a free taste with a gentle “Just try it.”

Full Life Membership of CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale) is £513…

No free samples?? Not interested!!

A liquor store is just about as cheep as anything.

Everybody’s got a gimmick these days…

I would never join a club that would have me as a member…G. Marx

He had Andy until he brought up $$$.

There’s always something in the fine print.

See, he ought to have listened to Andy and not say more…

He prefers the plastic version?

Yep, too good to be true.

To be honest, I wouldn’t sign up for anything if the company is advertising in a street. You have no idea if they are legitimate or not.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Yesterday I saw my friend from school again because his Dad had passed away on Saturday. He asked if I was free and I said yes. We had a great time together at his house and he even gave me his Day Ticket to return home so I wouldn’t need to pay bus fare again. £2.70 for a single ticket is pricey in my opinion. When I used to go to school, I only had to pay 40p for bus fare! This was back in 2006 when I first started “Big School”

Anyway I was pretty exhausted after yesterday. I didn’t even plan to go out, I wanted to catch up on some TV but I also wanted to show my support and be there for him. I might catch up on that TV show tonight. I do like to binge watch anyway.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Money talks & Andy walks…lol

Guess Andy can’t find enough people to mooch off to pay the fee.

But is it Real Ale or Real Ale?