Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 04, 2022

interesting reason

I don’t like to go to funerals. I don’t even want to go to my own funeral.

Bill it an Irish funeral

I don’t expect to see anyone at mine.

I’m just dying to go to a funeral…

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago (just cped it)

Do you feel avlie?

More than you, presumably. Have some coffee. Espresso.

Mine will be standing room only, mostly bill collectors.

Once I’m gone, I won’t care.

ba dum tss

Not without coffee

First time…not really funny?

Interesting reason…..

seems to me no one whose funeral he attends is going to attend his

I doubt the people whose funeral you attend will be going to yours, they be indisposed.