Kliban by B. Kliban for June 01, 2022

Have you tried using sporks?

This is not what she had in mind when she said that she wanted a little foreplay

So is this what they meant by spooning?

I assume Ben Stiller saw this before coming up with the character of the Blue Rajah for the movie “Mystery Men”. That’s a guy whose costume contains every color but blue, speaks with a British accent although he’s completely American, and his super-power is throwing cutlery…but not knives because that’s a cliche, so instead he throws forks.

Uri Geller’s early years.

I guess he misunderstood when someone called her a “dish.”

He really is spooning for her….

((((((((((( twang)))))))))

Looks like 4 of the spoons must have bounced off her “buttercups”….

After they were intimate, he asked if she wanted to spoon.

He must be the apprentice.

“Because it’s DULL, you twit. It’ll hurt more.”

I’m hoping there’s no need to attribute that quote…

Reese with a spoon?

OSHA must have taken away his knives!