Close to Home by John McPherson for May 04, 2022

Death isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be

an omelette donor, no yoke!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall.

Winter, Spring and Summer, and then,

Humpty had a great Fall again !!!

Nowhere in the original rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg…

Wow just like the pig humpty is quite committed

Eggscellent plan, Humpty.

I thought I had an egg pun, but you all got up earlier than I do. I had eggs for breakfast, over easy!

sitting on the wall isn’t what it’s cracked up to be

LOL! This really cwacked me up….

So, technically, he really did die of “high” cholesterol. Okay lesson learned. I’m keeping my cholesterol down on the ground where it belongs.

At least we can’t see the crack of his arse.

i like mine over easy

Roses are red,

Humpty is dead,

Poems are hard,

Beer.

Where is Vincent Price when you need him

But then a group of chefs, coming back from a seminar, spotted him and envisioned a giant omelette…

Nowhere in the rhyme does it say Humpty was an egg.

Delcon pushed Humpty! What a jerk.

Someone told him a joke, it cracked him up.

He had a DNAKM medical directive. DO Not Assemble Kings Men

Trample Stomp Clomp No it wasn’t a DNAKH&M That took care of the scrambling !

Humpty Dumpty sat on his tuchas.

He fell down; that started a ruckus.