Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 11, 2022

Yeah, but was Nolan Ryan ever led out to the mound by a seeing-eye dog?

Pretty well shut that kid up with his completely irrelevant trivia.

You know who’s going to be spitting teeth in a moment? One guess . . . he’s sitting pretty close.

P3 Baserunner thought bubble: “Must not make eye contact, must get thrown out stealing third base, must get out of this strip as fast as I can, must hurry before the ants devour me.”

What’s next? An inside the park bunt grand slam?

P4 – Valley Tech base runner: “Who?”

Nolan Ryan was also a .500 pitcher.

The message this week is Greggg couldn’t catch a cold.

If Greggg keeps this up, both of his parents will be wishing they were wearing disguises

Hey Eli, you know who was a good fielder? Cecil

Too bad Gil isn’t around to see this.

Who’s Nolan Ryan?

Well, since Nolan was a bad fielder, that solves everything.

Scooter doesn’t even look like Scooter today,

P1: A Hamm handed attempt.

So the ball bounced from behind to in front of him? No wonder he couldn’t see it coming. He either was terribly out of position or the laws of physics do not apply in Milford. I suppose since they are in a different time dimension, anything can happen.

Is there anyone who couldn’t see this coming? Besides Greggg, I mean.

In all reality , Know what you sawed off jerk, your pitcher is as blind as a bat and he ain’t no Nolan Ryan who ever he is.

Dangerously long lead by the Valley Tech dribbler!

It really doesn’t help Gregg’s cause that the tuba player is the only band member in the stands that brought their instrument today.

Yes, that makes sense. An opposing player tells you how they’re planning to beat you.

I see what Scooooter’s doing. He’s replying back with nonsense that has no bearing on defending his blind pitcher. The runner is so stupefied that he zones out and is easily picked off, even by a guy who can barely see. And speaking of stupefied, you’ll be stupefied at how stupid Mopped Up Thorp can be.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

So he can’t see to catch or throw, yet he can still pitch accurately?