I had a boat once. I think my brother had something to do with it. No motor, just hopes and dreams. I sold it to a fellow and he hauled it away. Short time later a friend asked if I was going to do something about the non payment. I said, what, he hauled away that piece of trash, and I didn’t have to pay him, but don’t tell him that.
_lounger_ over 2 years ago
Mr captain has some problems counting…
michaeljwolff over 2 years ago
Number Nine! Boats don’t need all those expensive and annoying roads.
Of course, it does become a tad inconvenient sailing your boat to, say, Las Vegas. But there is growth in adversity.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 2 years ago
I had a boat once. I think my brother had something to do with it. No motor, just hopes and dreams. I sold it to a fellow and he hauled it away. Short time later a friend asked if I was going to do something about the non payment. I said, what, he hauled away that piece of trash, and I didn’t have to pay him, but don’t tell him that.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
You still have to do a lot of walking after you tie up.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
Number 10: Yosemite Sam had a boat in at least one cartoon.
http://yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Animated-Cartoons/Sam-1954-Captain-Hareblower.htm