Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 12, 2022

He “road” away from oblivion.

With the way Chicago is these days, they could use Mrs. O’Leary’s cow about now.

Is that your beef officer?

What, again?!

Officer, I was just going to the hardware to buy a new lantern.

Pal? That’s no bull.

… You were mooving too fast."

Um . . . Peshtigo. I’m heading there now.

“In your eyes.”

didja take a look behind you?

♫ One dark night when we were all in bed ♫

♫ Old Lady Leary left the lantern in the shed ♫

♫ And when the cow kicked it over this is what they said ♫

♫ They’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight ♫

The cop needs an awareness class…..

I was going for help, officer. My cousin drives a Pinto and was rear-ended in the city!

The night Chicago died – Paper Lace.

Do you know what passed for an automobile in 1871?

like, wow, man, don’t have a cow…

“Ma’am.” “Where’s the fire, ’ma’am?” Sheesh!