Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2022

He could go faster if he took the secret passageway to the Lounge.

I bet if you “tag” Sedgy hard enough, he’ll stay “frozen” for quite some time.

This is “situation comic”. Another brand, quite amusing.

Technically we’ll allow a nose scratch. I’m not heartless. Butt scratching with the same hand, definitely foul.

I think that Jarvis must actually care about the abominable Sedgewick. Perhaps he’s sorry for him. Otherwise, the temptation to drop kick him over the mansion walls would have become irresistible by now.

By the way, I think this is the first time I’ve seen “Uncle Mortimer”.

Jarvis is thinking to himself… Only another 20 years until i can retire… just 20 more.

Go ahead and scratch your itchy nose Jarvis. You always lose anyway if you want to get paid.

And what about the nagging pain in your arse?

This reminds me of the Game"Red Light/Green Light": we were always getting frozen in mid-run by the red light call.

I got a cramp! :)

Sedgwick sees Uncle Mortimer Nuttingham, but that doesn’t mean the walker-assisted Old Timer will arrive anytime soon, Jarvis. Therefore, I grant you dispensation from the Freeze to scratch your nose, and maybe even to take a stance on two feet rather than just one.

Sedgy, sadism will not be tolerated in the Nuttingham family! Noblesse oblige! Apologize to Jarvis, now!

MY GIRDLE IS RIDING UP INTO a most uncomfortable position