Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 30, 2022

The “new aging Rick” looks like Ted Nugent with a haircut, glasses and old man clothes.

Unlikely.

Also, “no mask required” except for Karens to muffle their noise.

Holy cow! I thought it was a joke, but no, there is a Swoop Airline. From Wikipedia…

Swoop is a Canadian ultra low-cost carrier owned by WestJet. It was officially announced on September 27, 2017, and began flights on June 20, 2018. The airline is based in Calgary and was named after WestJet’s desire to “swoop” into the Canadian market with a new business model.

I guess that’s why the Westjet cabin crew stopped doing the jokes.

If someone wearing Adidas gets on the plane, does it create a black hole?

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Speaking of poorly chosen names, ‘Operation Fly Formula’ would top my list.

“I’m sorry you failed you pre-flight psych check, Mr Meyer but you did opt for the upgrade to a couch and we have to add that extra cost to your bill. We hope you enjoy your journey with Greyhound.”

I had a dentist named Dr. Payne….

It’s an old joke that Boeing is named after the sound that its engines make when they fall off of planes and bounce off the ground.

What’s truly absurd? That Swoop Air actually exists: https://www.flyswoop.com/

in our parts we have an airline named “air do” – haven’t figured out yet whether it’s pronounced as in english (“doo doo”) or japanese (“doh”). either way…

It brings to mind that old ‘biker’ t-shirt that features the familiar Harley-Davidson Bar and Shield. Below it reads: “If they made an airplane, would you fly in it?”

You both would fail the eval. ;-)