Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 04, 2022

Even then…..it wouldn’t be fun.

If it’s not the calories, who do I hear screaming when I exercise?

Die, calories, die!!! (Oh, if only it were that easy.)

Treadmills have a useful three month life before becoming a place to hang your clothes.

Do you get that feeling that no matter how much you walk or even run in life. That you are not just getting anywhere.

Yeah, you work them off THEN, you go back to ’Roz’s’ and put them back on ! ! ! !

I sure hear my muscles screaming after I get to the top of each hill on my bike.

Shouldn’t that be ‘…if it were the calories that screamed…’?

my calories have learned vetriloquism. and it’s my mouth that the screams seem to come out of.

This was done in Dustin a few years ago: https://v7.comicskingdom.net/comics/dustin/2017-02-26/

I like the saying that “sweat is the tears from the fat crying”

The second panel should go on a t-shirt. I’d buy that & wear it!