And young Ms. Brinker can belt out tu pure, o Principessa Nella tua fredda stanza Guardi le stelle che tremano D’amore e di speranza with the best of them.
Take care, may grumbling popcorn salesman Todd “No A Medium Is Not A Small With A Different Name” Boredord be with you, and gesundheit.
Summer’s nearly here. Time to be preparing for the beach.
This little old Jewish grandma took her precious grandson Michael to the beach. Very soon, a giant wave rolled up and washed little Michael into the sea.
Grandma falls to her knees, clasps her hands and looks up to the heavens and screams to God, “Lord, bring back my grandson and I’ll be the best person in the world. I’ll sell my stocks and give the money to the poor, I’ll never say an angry word again. I will keep the Sabbath and pay all my employees double! Just bring back little Michael.”
The good Lord must have heard her prayers because just then another wave rolled up and deposited the boy at his grandma’s feet, unharmed.
Grandma examined the boy. Then her expression changed from joy to aggravation and she looks skyward and yells, “Hey! He had a hat!”
When you take your houseplants to a hotel, they are no longer house plants. They are hotel plants, or maybe vacation plants. I tried to come up with a more stupid comment, but that’s the best I could do.
therese_callahan2002 over 2 years ago
Those insects will check in, but they’ll never check out.
therese_callahan2002 over 2 years ago
When my parents sold the family home in 1990, it was bye-bye Radio Flyer.
therese_callahan2002 over 2 years ago
The little darling would do well in the opera version of Hansel and Gretel. Don’t know about the other operas.
zerotvus over 2 years ago
is there a day that ISN’T some national day. i just need a rest……..
cornshell over 2 years ago
A spider’s not an insect, although one could have a field day if they got into the insect hotel.
cornshell over 2 years ago
So we have an insect hotel and a plant hotel. I guess they couldn’t come up with 2 other unusual hotels to complete the theme.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
And young Ms. Brinker can belt out tu pure, o Principessa Nella tua fredda stanza Guardi le stelle che tremano D’amore e di speranza with the best of them.
Take care, may grumbling popcorn salesman Todd “No A Medium Is Not A Small With A Different Name” Boredord be with you, and gesundheit.
scpandich over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t you have mentioned National Red Wagon Day back in March?
Charlie Fogwhistle over 2 years ago
Summer’s nearly here. Time to be preparing for the beach.
This little old Jewish grandma took her precious grandson Michael to the beach. Very soon, a giant wave rolled up and washed little Michael into the sea.
Grandma falls to her knees, clasps her hands and looks up to the heavens and screams to God, “Lord, bring back my grandson and I’ll be the best person in the world. I’ll sell my stocks and give the money to the poor, I’ll never say an angry word again. I will keep the Sabbath and pay all my employees double! Just bring back little Michael.”
The good Lord must have heard her prayers because just then another wave rolled up and deposited the boy at his grandma’s feet, unharmed.
Grandma examined the boy. Then her expression changed from joy to aggravation and she looks skyward and yells, “Hey! He had a hat!”
Until next time.
Jogger2 over 2 years ago
Insect hotels are intended to help insects. But, most manufactured insect hotels are bad for insects.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I think any hotel is better than the Bates motel
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Insect hotel? Rooms for people who travel with plants? I don’t believe it!
hsawlrae over 2 years ago
oakie817 over 2 years ago
shouldn’t you wait till first week of March to let us know? March is so yesterday
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
When you take your houseplants to a hotel, they are no longer house plants. They are hotel plants, or maybe vacation plants. I tried to come up with a more stupid comment, but that’s the best I could do.
pbr50138 over 2 years ago
I had a wagon when I was a kid but I THINK it was green. I just know it wasn’t red.