Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 06, 2022

#whatstakingsolong

Flaunting your fancy is half the fun of having it.

Where do Laverne and Shirley live?

This one cracks me up!I keep trying to get my husband to get one of those little drag-along things for babies so he can take the cats on his bike rides. He refuses.

(Knock, knock)

“Who’s there?”

“Meow”

“Meow, who?”

“Meow’s the time to come home and take me out.”

I walk with my cat Colette several times a day. As soon as I come home from work, she comes out of the bushes with a welcoming meow, follows me into the house for brief snack, then back out for our evening walk. She might skip the snack; she really likes to go walking with me.

I used to have black and white neighbor kitties named Jake and Elwood!

I can imagine Mittens riding in his fancy chariot, dressed in a laurel crown, a purple toga, and his little monocle. The Emperor Mittens Tiberius Catullus.