“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’ 10/10.
back in college, in 70’s school got 1st video camera, and we all had to make tv show that semester, mine totally adlibbed, played talk show host Merv Carson, school drama coach saw mine and tried to convince me to try out for play and asked me, what role would you choose in Macbeth, i answered and he never spoke to me again…my answer who i wanted to play in Macbeth….Harpo Marx
Act 5; Scene 1: Out, damned spot! out, I say!—One: two: why,then, ‘tis time to do’t.—Hell is murky!—Fie, mylord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need wefear who knows it, when none can call our power toaccount?—Yet who would have thought the old manto have had so much blood in him.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
drat
ghast5000 (Thatababy comic reviewer) over 2 years ago
“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’ 10/10.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
back in college, in 70’s school got 1st video camera, and we all had to make tv show that semester, mine totally adlibbed, played talk show host Merv Carson, school drama coach saw mine and tried to convince me to try out for play and asked me, what role would you choose in Macbeth, i answered and he never spoke to me again…my answer who i wanted to play in Macbeth….Harpo Marx
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Yes, she is a queen…..
xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago
Act 5; Scene 1: Out, damned spot! out, I say!—One: two: why,then, ‘tis time to do’t.—Hell is murky!—Fie, mylord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need wefear who knows it, when none can call our power toaccount?—Yet who would have thought the old manto have had so much blood in him.