Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 15, 2022

You don’t have to control a thing you can divert.

Proof we live in an expanding universe.

Next best thing to controlling the weather is altering your perception of the weather. Bite me.

It’s most important how well and whether you can weather the weather.

“I’m a wizard, not a prophet.” That certainly explains all the times that things don’t go as he expected. Of course, even prophets are often taken by surprise.

Interesting. So the Wiz can change the effective size and intensity of the weather, just not its existence? For a minute I thought his weather storms were like many of those that come by my city. I’ve seen storms on radar come up to my city and die out over us and pick up on the other side, just like there was some gigantic force field protecting the city.

Is this what they mean by localized showers?

Just like with the Internet. The internet has great and truly might potential, but you have to ask the right questions. It also helps to know at least a little something about what you are asking for.

Brilliant, Wiz. Brilliant. Now send that cloud over the peonies next to my house. It’d be nice to give them a drink.

Rain, rain, go away

Come again some other day

We want to go outside and play

Come again some other day

Yes, the Wizard cannot control the weather. Jesus Christ, on the other hand…