Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 19, 2022

Gary, buy the solid bronze model!!!!

Gary, buy one with a good locking system. :-)

Plush interior, surround sound, vibro-matic massage, climate control, power assist top, reading light.

Really? You don’t trust him? LOL.

“Yeah, but I’m saying that TruCoat. You don’t get it, you get oxidation problems. It’ll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.”

It’s got that new corpse smell.

Since Gary can’t go out in daylight, the salesman must mean “What can I put you in tonight?”.

Gary is wise enough….he’s not opening that lid now if you paid him…..in blood money…..

Got any made in Transylvania?….

“Do you take trade-ins?” ⚰

Ooooooooooh! Go for the pink one! It matches your eyes! :)

Cadaver Carl, good one Mark!

Go for the one with the stick shift.

Carl can spot a sucker a mile away.

Cadaver Carl looks like he could be a cousin to Gary!

But in this case I’d trust that Leopold had done as he said; you don’t really need a new coffin, Gary!