Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 10, 2022

I don’t know about that. Aren’t more fights between boys for some Air Jordan’s or some such?

I never fought over shoes. I hate wearing them and wear them hardly ever.

A zombified Dorothy

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Well, it depends on the design. And men fight, and even smash and grab sneakers

Oh, hey, I know what would be funny. Let’s conflate a story about a woman with a mysterious power and skew it to make her seem stupid and greedy.

Shoe freak? There’s always Lila.

Nice artwork.